Food, Business, Rivalry —
You were there first. You were the original. People keep forgetting that. People see you and dismiss you as "rip-off Oreos". The nerve! You came out in 1908, while Oreo didn't even come out until 1912. That's four years! You could get a bachelor's degree in that time! You were the Disney to Oreo's DreamWorks, and you deserve recognition. Oreo may claim to be "milk's favorite cookie", but Hydrox is PASH's favorite cookie. PASH's favorite chocolate sandwich cookie. Since 2015, Hydrox cookies have been back on store shelves. But apparently, Oreo is not happy with the return of its old rival, as an FTC complaint has been filed against them for playing dirty and hiding Hydrox packages in stores.